This Annoys Me.

A big shout out to all you dog owners who have left dog poo in public places.

I hope your dog shits on your pillow case.

How to deal with poopy

I guess Men knitting is the new trend. Sure this is fine…but on the subway?

Why wait?

Clean your filthy balls you savages.

Women will appreciate it.

Okay, we do not expect everyone to be able to MJ it up on the dance floor, but to all the rhythm masters out there…please notify your friends/siblings/fellow humans that cannot dance about their weakness!

Sure it may be comical from time to time to watch them pump up the jam like an ox with diarrhea but they should at least be aware that their dance moves will not get them laid. Yes you don’t want to hurt their feelings, but think about all the people that will eventually get injured from an attempted Andy Bernard dance off.

Do the right thing.

Please leave the vending machine alone. First off it is probably better that it stole your money. You should be thanking the vending machine for saving your life.

The Vending Machine Never Hurt You!!!

So you’re talking with someone and suddenly out of nowhere they interrupt you with something completely opposite to what you were talking about … that annoys me.

The other day I was talking to a girlfriend of mine about family and she interrupts me mid-sentence to talk about a commerical she saw on tv (the slap-chop)! Like really, were you THAT un-interested in what I was talking about that your mind wandered off to the commercial you saw the other day? Am I a terrible story teller, do you just not care … what is it?

Such a shame that some wealthy people can afford luxury cars, yet not know how to drive them.

Props to the camera man calling this a Lambo.

Yes, they are a good way to show a loved one or someone that you are interested in that you care about them.  It is not okay at work, unless you want to get in bed with the person.  We are not kids in school anymore where you have to give me a Valentine’s Day Card or I’ll cry.

I just received 6 Valentine’s Day Cards and candy.  I do not have any cards or candy for anyone.  I hope they don’t expect me to sleep with them.

It annoys me when the older bigger ladies in the office try to make me eat their baked goods – on the way out of their Weight Watcher’s meeting in the boardroom.

I’m young and of a normal size and don’t want to join your ‘old and fat’ club. Oh yeah – stop complaining that you’re fat while stuffing cookies down your throat. Come on. It’s called common sense. Go eat a salad.

WTF is this? They’re not even funny, yet so many people love them? Paste me one more LOL Cat and I’m throwing my laptop out the window. F.