This Annoys Me.

So you’re talking with someone and suddenly out of nowhere they interrupt you with something completely opposite to what you were talking about … that annoys me.

The other day I was talking to a girlfriend of mine about family and she interrupts me mid-sentence to talk about a commerical she saw on tv (the slap-chop)! Like really, were you THAT un-interested in what I was talking about that your mind wandered off to the commercial you saw the other day? Am I a terrible story teller, do you just not care … what is it?

Such a shame that some wealthy people can afford luxury cars, yet not know how to drive them.

Props to the camera man calling this a Lambo.

It annoys me when the older bigger ladies in the office try to make me eat their baked goods – on the way out of their Weight Watcher’s meeting in the boardroom.

I’m young and of a normal size and don’t want to join your ‘old and fat’ club. Oh yeah – stop complaining that you’re fat while stuffing cookies down your throat. Come on. It’s called common sense. Go eat a salad.

WTF is this? They’re not even funny, yet so many people love them? Paste me one more LOL Cat and I’m throwing my laptop out the window. F.

I just want to get fit and tone my buns at the local Gym, not be oogled by every greasy meathead man that can’t even turn his head from side to side!

When did being a meathead achieve sexy status? Just because you are packed with roids and acne, does not mean I want to converse with you! Let me workout in peace you buffoon!

Definition of a Meathead

If you’ve ever shared various apartments with different roommates, then you can understand why an interview process should be established, before moving in with numb nuts. I sure hope I never get caught living with a roommate like this!

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One thing that really annoys me is when supposedly grown ass men whine.  This one “man” we know always cries whenever drinks are being bought.  The sad part is many real men have already purchased this whiner a few brews, yet he still has the nerve to complain when a round of drinks is bought between lifelong friends and he does not get one.  Grow up you little bitch and have a slice of cheese with that whine.

For the past 6 Months I have begun a Green Tea ritual of atleast one glass per day at work.  I read that Green Tea could help lower my stress levels and help me relax.  I believed this to be true as I noticed my stress was decreasing after a Month of drinking the leaves.  Little did I know that the tea would eventually backfire and cause my stress to burst through the roof!

Today was a major annoyance.  I took the office kettle and filled it with water, pushed the on switch to begin the boiling procedure, then headed back to my office for 5 minutes (time it takes for the water to boil with the office kettle).  I completed a few minor tasks in my office then ventured back to the kitchen to fill my cup with the comforting warm water.  During my walk from my office to the kitchen, I pictured the freshly boiled water entering my cup and bringing the tea bag to life!  Well that did not happen…some mother f**ker used up all the water and left the kettle empty!  Not only that but they spilled water all over the counter and my boss walked into the kitchen after me thinking I was the retard who does not know how to pour water into a cup.

I do not mind if you use the boiled water before me, but atleast have the decency to refill the damn kettle with water from the sink that is 10 cm’s beside the kettle and push the one “on” button! 

Tea kettle thief…you ruined the tea party. Tomorrow I am filling the kettle with urine.