This Annoys Me.

Clean your filthy balls you savages.

Women will appreciate it.

Stop your complaining about how life is so hard and you can’t believe you have to work for money now that you’ve graduated from High School.  You plague ears with your complaints of not having enough money to pay for those ridiculously overpriced shoes…. well Missy…the Gentlemen’s club are always looking for new talent.

Try Harder

Someone explain to me why this show exists?

Brb…buying drywall to fix the hole in the wall I punched after viewing this.

I love how women can claim martyrdom to win any argument, and then begin to cry.  There always seems to be a bizarre notion that they “always cook” or “always clean the apartment” when you know for damn sure these duties are divided evenly.  There are too many ways women can guilt-trip guys into folding in an argument, and they use them according to need.  F.

How does this even happen?

http://bit.ly/blackwhites

Why is it that most Shawarma vendors are so rude and incompetent?  A simple request of no pickles on my Chicken Shawarma was all I asked for…but noooooo Lebanon Don had to ruin my meal.  To top it all off the service was brutal too.  Why do you make your customers feel like you are doing them a favour by making a Shawarma?  I am paying you to make me a proper Shawarma and you cannot even do that.  Idiot.

We never get cool products like Japan does.  I am craving Green Tea Kit Kat.

You have no common sense that the person you are about to drunk dial has a career to maintain the next morning and really is not interested in hearing/smelling your drunk ass at 4:00 AM.  Nevertheless, you call anyway and continue to call until the victim turns off their cell or threatens to notify the authorities.

Drunk dialing…one of life’s many annoyances.