This Annoys Me.

Please leave the vending machine alone. First off it is probably better that it stole your money. You should be thanking the vending machine for saving your life.

The Vending Machine Never Hurt You!!!

It annoys me when the older bigger ladies in the office try to make me eat their baked goods – on the way out of their Weight Watcher’s meeting in the boardroom.

I’m young and of a normal size and don’t want to join your ‘old and fat’ club. Oh yeah – stop complaining that you’re fat while stuffing cookies down your throat. Come on. It’s called common sense. Go eat a salad.

One thing that really annoys me is when supposedly grown ass men whine.  This one “man” we know always cries whenever drinks are being bought.  The sad part is many real men have already purchased this whiner a few brews, yet he still has the nerve to complain when a round of drinks is bought between lifelong friends and he does not get one.  Grow up you little bitch and have a slice of cheese with that whine.

Why is it that most Shawarma vendors are so rude and incompetent?  A simple request of no pickles on my Chicken Shawarma was all I asked for…but noooooo Lebanon Don had to ruin my meal.  To top it all off the service was brutal too.  Why do you make your customers feel like you are doing them a favour by making a Shawarma?  I am paying you to make me a proper Shawarma and you cannot even do that.  Idiot.

We never get cool products like Japan does.  I am craving Green Tea Kit Kat.

For the past 6 Months I have begun a Green Tea ritual of atleast one glass per day at work.  I read that Green Tea could help lower my stress levels and help me relax.  I believed this to be true as I noticed my stress was decreasing after a Month of drinking the leaves.  Little did I know that the tea would eventually backfire and cause my stress to burst through the roof!

Today was a major annoyance.  I took the office kettle and filled it with water, pushed the on switch to begin the boiling procedure, then headed back to my office for 5 minutes (time it takes for the water to boil with the office kettle).  I completed a few minor tasks in my office then ventured back to the kitchen to fill my cup with the comforting warm water.  During my walk from my office to the kitchen, I pictured the freshly boiled water entering my cup and bringing the tea bag to life!  Well that did not happen…some mother f**ker used up all the water and left the kettle empty!  Not only that but they spilled water all over the counter and my boss walked into the kitchen after me thinking I was the retard who does not know how to pour water into a cup.

I do not mind if you use the boiled water before me, but atleast have the decency to refill the damn kettle with water from the sink that is 10 cm’s beside the kettle and push the one “on” button! 

Tea kettle thief…you ruined the tea party. Tomorrow I am filling the kettle with urine.